You've Got Dead On You

Episode 49: Zombies, The Other White Meat

2012-02-05T13:40:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay continue working at the compound while discovering some interesting things about the "entertainment"

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Episode 48: Almost Halfway Done Writing Episodes For This Terrible Podcast

2012-01-28T12:56:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay begin...ah who cares.

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Episode 47: Live From Canada, It is Zombie Night Live!

2012-01-21T15:26:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay settle into their new roles as dishwashers, while getting a special visitor!

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Episode 46: Zombies Can't Dance

2012-01-07T16:46:00.000-08:00

The Z-Team finally makes it into the compound, where they are ready to begin life free of zombies.

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Episode 45: Baby, You're A Zombie Man

2012-01-01T15:25:00.000-08:00

The Z-Team makes the final few miles to their destination, ready to meet up with the compound transportation and to see the zombie cure for themselves.

Listen to it here

Episode 44: The Long And Winding Zombie Road

2011-12-18T15:02:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay set out to enjoy some rancid dead skunk meat while they meet up with the girls and discover a unique form of transportation.

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Episode 43: Craig and Jay Seek Meat

2011-12-10T17:28:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay do their best Man vs Wild impression as they attempt to hunt up some game for the Z-Team to eat.

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Episode 42: 102 Days Later

2011-12-03T17:19:00.000-08:00

With the podcast back, we can now learn what happened to Faith on her adventure, and the Z-Team hears a voice of hope!

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(C) Craig Baird and Jason Hall

Episode 41: Knights Of the Living Dead

2011-08-21T14:02:00.000-07:00

Craig, Jay, Layla and Argyle are trapped in a cabin surrounded by zombies...will this impede their quest to rescue Faith?

Find out here!

Episode 40: The Zomcast Announcer Is A Talentless Piece of Rubbish

2011-08-06T16:30:00.001-07:00

Continuing on their quest to find Faith, the Z-team comes across a mystical building and must deal with some old foes.

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Episode 39: A Romp With A BiJew

2011-07-31T16:45:00.000-07:00

Jay, Craig, Layla and Argyle continue their quest to find Faith, taken by the creepy Edwin. Will they ever find the Clobbering Time Girl?

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Episode 38: John Anderson, Secret Zombie Agent Man

2011-07-16T18:25:00.000-07:00

The couples once again face adversity courtesy of that really creepy hitchhiker Edwin. Will they make it through alive? Will the Z-Team stay together in the face of such creepiness? We will find out folks.

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Episode 37: Mimi MacKay's Zombie Chainsaw Massacre With Melissa Markle

2011-04-21T16:49:00.001-07:00

The couples and Argyle are off the base and on the open road. What lies ahead for them? All we can tell you is that it is creepy and smelly.

Have a listen here!

Episode 36: The Great Zombie Escape

2011-03-17T16:15:00.000-07:00

The couples get to the safe room only to find out it too is now surrounded by zombies so how are they going to get out of this so-called safe room? Will the couples and Argyle ever get off the base? Only one way to find out...

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Episode 35: Killing Zombies In The Z-Dimension

2011-03-11T08:08:00.001-08:00

After getting out of the control room safely, the couples and Argyle are making their way to the safe room Major Burns told everyone to go to over the intercom. Will they make it? Will they survive? Tune in and hear possibly the greatest music number in the history of the podcast!

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Episode 34: Left 4 Dead By Samantha Prictor

2011-03-05T11:49:00.001-08:00

The couples, plus Argyle, now stuck in a room with zombies at the door must deal with some pressing issues like catchphrases, Craig's musk and well...zombies!

Enjoy and listen here folks!

Episode 33: Z-Band On The Run From Shaun Richens

2011-02-25T15:31:00.000-08:00

The Z-team makes their way through the base trying to find the elusive exit as alarms blare around them. Along the way they meet an angry soldier, a zuppet and a new member of the team!

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Episode 32: Dial M For Murder And Mandy Gomez

2011-02-18T16:46:00.000-08:00

When we last left our heroes, they were in prison, singing and waiting for the inevitable firing squad. While they profess their innocence in letting zombies into the base, it appears that no one is listening. Will this be the end of our heroes?

Tune in here to find out!

Episode 31 - Chris Litrell Kills Zombies With A Stare

2010-12-23T14:59:00.000-08:00

The unthinkable has happened! Our courageous heroes have been arrested and charged with letting zombies into the base! Did they do it? Will they be shot? Find out by listening to the next episode of our zomcast right here!

Episode 30 - Erin Sistak Paid For This With Love and Knives

2010-12-16T15:00:00.000-08:00

Well the Dukes of Dead dispatched with an old hero who turned into a zombie, and then warned the base about the impending threat. Will more zombies make their way into the base, will Jay and Craig get a medal? Tune in here to find out!

Episode 29: Run Logan's Run

2010-12-09T14:34:00.001-08:00

Jay and Craig return to the base tired and ready for rest after dealing with the zombies outside. However, will they have time for rest when an old hero of Jay's shows up? We will have to wait and see, or you could just listen now right here!

Episode 28: Zombie Apocalypse Now

2010-12-02T14:46:00.000-08:00

Craig, Jay, Corporal Savini and the father go outside the base for their first patrol to find any zombies that may be causing trouble.

Will the Dukes of Dead return from their patrol? Who knows? Perhaps The Shadow knows!

Listen here to know!

Episode 27: Previously On Lost

2010-11-25T15:56:00.000-08:00

Craig and Jay spend some quality time with the girls and their parents before heading out for some fresh air! How much does Layla and Faith's father hate the Dukes of Dead? Find out by listening here!

Episode 26: This One Is For You Joel

2010-11-18T15:34:00.001-08:00

The second season debuts with Jay and Craig wandering around the military base, trying to keep themselves busy, fed and out of the reach of zombies. Who will they come across and what is in store as our second season starts....right now!

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Episode 25: Don't Call Me A Zombie, I Am The Walrus!

2010-09-20T18:14:00.000-07:00

This is it folks! The last episode of season one. Now that our couples have been rescued by the military, what new adventure awaits them at the military base. More importantly, what kind of trouble will the Dukes and Dukettes of dead get into now that they are surrounded by soldiers?

Why not just tune in and find out!

Episode 24: Where Zombies Go, They Don't Need Roads

2010-09-13T18:07:00.000-07:00

Walking the last bit of the journey towards the house of Layla and Faith's parents, the couples continue the quest to reach their goal. After getting some great advice from a military man, they are ready to find out if the parents of Layla and Faith are okay.

Are they? Are you? Tune in!

Episode 23: My Merry Droogs Are You Ready For Some Ultra Violence?

2010-09-06T21:00:00.000-07:00

Episode 23 opens for the couples without their companion Samuel to help them out. Will the group dynamic be destroyed without their Shakespeare quoting friend? The only way to know for certain is to listen to the newest episode!

Episode 22: Dial Z for Zombie

2010-08-31T05:00:00.000-07:00

Craig, Jay, Faith, Layla and Samuel have donned new threads, got new nicknames, and are ready to finish their journey to the home of Layla and Faith's parents. However, before they do, they need to deal with two zombiefied friends and the ethics of killing them.

Hope you enjoy Episode 22!

Episode 21: The Katovel Is A Registered Trademark of Awesomeness

2010-08-24T05:00:00.000-07:00

After the surprising death of a team member, the team moves forward and towards their goal of finding Layla and Faith's parent's place. However, before they do, they need to find some new threads to continue their zombie killing quest.

See what transpires in the 21st episode here.

Episode 20: The Fifth Beatle Was Jacob

2010-08-18T19:08:00.001-07:00

In an episode some fans will love, while others will hate, the couples, Samuel and Audy continue venturing south to find their way out of the city.

Along the way, tragedy strikes and the zomcast may never be the same again.

You can listen here.

R U Zom-Safe: Schaumburg, Illinois

2010-08-13T20:17:00.000-07:00

Craig, Jay and the Announcer look at Schaumburg, Illinois to determine just how safe it would be in a zombie apocalypse.

You can listen here.

Episode 19: I Survived The Zombie Apocalypse And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

2010-08-09T23:24:00.000-07:00

After meeting up with the couples and Samuel following a quick zombie kill, the great Audy was asked how he has survived in the zombie apocalypse.

Tune in to learn his story here

Craig Baird as Craig

Jason Hall as Jay, Simon Hart, Driver and Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith, Mery

Clint Yanchula as Frank

Layla Baird as Layla

Vicki Yanchula as Doom Woman

Audy Mytron as Audy

Episode 18: Let's Put A Smile On That Face

2010-08-02T15:00:00.000-07:00

The couples awaken from their third night in the zombie apocalypse, ready to venture out to an uncertain future. Will Craig and Faith put aside their differences? Will They reach their destination? Will the couples stop for a bite to eat? Tune in and find out!

You can listen here.

Craig Baird as Craig

Jason Hall as Jay, Lester, Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith

Layla Baird as Layla

Vicki Yanchula as Doom Woman

Clint Yanchula as Samuel

Audy Mytron as Audy

Undead Head 2 Head: Fast Or Slow Zombies

2010-07-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

Craig, Jay and The Announcer debate the age-old question about what is cooler, fast or slow zombies.

You can listen to it here.

R U Zom-Safe: Cobram, Australia

2010-07-30T18:49:00.000-07:00

For this episode of R U Zom-Safe, Craig and Jay along with the announcer look at the town of Cobram Australia to determine just how easily it will survive the zombie apocalypse.

Want us to assess your town, e-mail us details to cjzomcast@gmail.com

You can listen to the new episode of R U Zom-Safe here.

Episode 17: Do You Want Fries With That?

2010-07-29T14:13:00.000-07:00

When we last left the couples, they were about to venture into Zach's Burgers for some rest, food and a bit of zombie killing. How did things pan out for our Dukes and Dukettes of Dead? Tune into our newest episode and find out why Craig always orders fries with that!

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Craig Baird as Craig, zombies

Jason Hall as Jay, zombies, Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith

Layla Baird as Layla

Episode 16: Nine out of Ten Zombies Prefer George Foreman Grills

2010-07-20T05:00:00.000-07:00

The couples dispatched with evil Frank, or at least Layla did with her epic weapon The Rip. Now, they continue their quest through zombie infested streets to the outskirts of the city in the hopes of making it to the parent's of Layla and Faith.

What new adventures will unfold, and is Frank really gone?

Tune in!

Craig Baird as Craig, zombies

Jay Hall as Jay, Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith

Layla Baird as Layla

Audy Mytron as Military Speaker Voice

Clint as Crazy Albert

Vicki Yanchula as Balcony Woman

Erin Sistak as Delivery Woman

R U Zom-Safe: Ramea, Newfoundland

2010-07-16T18:52:00.001-07:00

Today, Craig and Jay from Dead on You Studios assess how well Ramea, Newfoundland would do in a zombie apocalypse.

You can watch the video here.

You can download the mp3 here.

R U Zom-Safe: Worthing, West Sussex

2010-07-16T09:20:00.000-07:00

In this episode of R U Zom-Safe, Craig and Jay venture out to Worthing, West Sussex to determine if this seaside town can indeed survive a zombie apocalypse.

Watch the video here .

Download the mp3 here.

R U Zom-Safe: Isle of Lewis

2010-07-16T09:12:00.000-07:00

Craig and Jay venture to the Isle of Lewis to assess just how safe this place would be in a zombie apocalypse.

Watch the video here.

Download the mp3 of the episode here.

Episode 15: Used Camaro For Sale, Call Craig for Details

2010-07-13T05:03:00.000-07:00

Last week we found out about the dastardly individual the Tourist, or should we say Frank, really is. Now we venture back to the couples who are on the road with this mad man. Will Frank kill them, will Craig and Jay escape leaving Layla and Faith to die? What will happen????? Well, if you want to find out, tune in to the latest episode right now!

Craig Baird as Craig Arbuckle

Jason Hall as Jay Melonville, The Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith Hume

Layla Baird as Layla Brent

Clint Yanchula as Frank/Tourist

Episode 14: Umbrellas No Longer Needed

2010-07-06T05:00:00.000-07:00

After coming across The Tourist once more, we delve away from our Dukes of Dead and learn how things came about for The Tourist during the zombie apocalypse. What trouble has he found and gotten into? All we can say is that this episode is a very revealing one, so tune in!

Craig Baird as Craig

Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer, Homeowner, Logan and The Tourist

Audy Mytron as Audy, Police Officer

Clint Yanchula as Frank

Episode 13: Holey Socks and New Axe-Holes

2010-06-29T05:00:00.000-07:00

After destroying several zombies in their path, the couples move forward with new confidence and a bit of cockiness as they continue their quest. In this episode, not only do we have a special guest in the intro and outro, but a character from the past makes an appearance!

It is an episode not to be missed, so tune in!

Craig Baird as Craig

Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer

Layla Baird as Layla

Faith Witherow as Faith

Clint Yanchula as The Tourist

Lee Cooper as Tristen

Helen Burrows as Susie

Episode 12: No Rage Infected Monkeys Here

2010-06-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

The couples continue their quest to reach the home of Layla and Faith's parents. When we last left them, they were about to meet their end with a horde of zombies standing in their way. On that cliffhanger, we rejoin the couples as they prepare for the biggest battle of the series. Will they make it through alive, and what new one-liners will they think up along the way? Tune in here!

Craig Baird as Craig, zombies

Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer

Faith Witherow as Faith

Layla Baird as Layla

Audy Mytron as Driver

Clint Yanchula as Passenger

Episode 11: Stolen Awesomesauce and Kitty Costumes

2010-06-15T05:00:00.000-07:00

After leaving the girl's apartment, the couples begin to venture out towards Layla and Faith's parent's house. Along the way they com across a few more survivors, debate the ethics of stealing in a zombie apocalypse and even come up with a bad-ass zombie team name. However, danger is in store for the couples as they face their largest threat yet. Will they live on to the next episode? Will Craig and Jay make the epic battle ponchos and why does Faith dislike Craig so much?

Tune in here.

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig, Zombie

Jason Hall as Jay, Zombie, Announcer

Layla Baird as Layla

Faith Witherow as Faith

Clint Yanchula as Man 1

Audy Mytron as Man 2, Zombie

Episode 10: Paul Bunyan Need Not Apply

2010-06-08T05:00:00.001-07:00

The girls have reunited with the boys and both are ready to venture out into the zombie apocalypse towards a destiny they cannot foresee. With everyone all caught up on the going-ons for Layla and Faith over the last day and a half, it is time for the epic foursome to begin to take down the undead in staggering numbers. What new adventures await for the girls and the boys? Is the fun over for Craig and Jay and will the girls take charge as they probably should? Tune in and find out with another awesomesauce episode of You've Got Dead On You.

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Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig

Jay Hall as Jay

Layla Baird as Layla

Faith Witherow as Faith

Directed and Written by Craig Baird, Layla Baird, Jason Hall and Faith Witherow.

Episode 9: Sugar and Spice, Killing Zombies With A Slice

2010-06-01T06:37:00.000-07:00

After being reunited with their girlfriends, Craig and Jay take a backseat in this episode to Layla and Faith. For this episode, we see the zombie apocalypse from the beautiful vantage point of the girls as they battle zombies, weird guys and their own desire to keep the apartment clean.

Tune in and see why they are truly the better halves to Jay and Craig. Listen here.

Craig Baird as Craig
Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer
Layla Baird as Layla
Faith Witherow as Faith
Audy Mytron as Man 1
Clint Yanchula as Man 2

Episode 8: Pickup Truck Adventures

2010-05-25T05:00:00.000-07:00

Complete with a pickup truck, Audy's katovel and a shiny crickate, the boys are off on the last leg of their quest to get to Layla and Faith's. Along the way they meet up with a few zombified individuals, as well as someone they crossed paths with the day before.

What will their reception at Layla and Faith's be like? Will the truck keep running and can Craig wield the full power of Audy's epic weapon? Tune in!

Craig Baird as Craig
Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer
Clint Yanchula as Tourist
Layla Baird as Layla
Faith Witherow as Faith

Written and directed by Craig Baird, Layla Baird and Jay Hall.

Episode 7: By The Power of Katovel

2010-05-18T05:00:00.000-07:00

After dispatching the kind old man who turned into a toothless zombie, Craig and Jay have awoken in the morning, ready to make their move towards Layla and Faith's house. With a new day dawning, what new adventures with the plaid heroes come across? Tune in and see why 9 out of 10 dentists agree, You've Got Dead On You fights cavities!

You can listen to it here.

Craig Baird as Craig
Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer
Faith Witherow as Biker Girl
Audy Mytron as Biker Guy
Clint Yanchula as DJ
Layla Baird as Shotgun Girl

Written and Directed by Craig Baird, Layla Baird and Jason Hall.

Episode 6: The Old And The Dead

2010-05-11T05:00:00.000-07:00

Craig and Jay continue their quest to save Layla and Faith, albeit without the awesome zombie killing know-how of Audy. After killing yet another zombie in the last episode, the plaid heroes are on the quest to find somewhere to stay for the night because, as Jay knows, zombies move faster at night

Join us as we delve back into the world of You've Got Dead on You and the two men who show us that a zombie apocalypse doesn't mean you can't have fun. Tune in here.

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig, Zombie

Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer

Clint Yanchula as Simon

Layla Baird as Sandra

Audy Mytron as Old man

Written and directed by Craig Baird and Jason Hall.

Episode 5: Abandonment, Rejection and Jerky

2010-05-07T05:00:00.000-07:00

Craig, Jay and Audy continue their quest to survive in a zombie world this episode as the three men make their way through the streets of a city gone mad. However, all is not well with our trio of awesomeness! Will Audy, Jay and Craig stay together to fight to the end? Will the men meet another dangerous zombie that they will have to dispatch in an epic manner? What new threats and random zombie facts will come up in this episode as the men try to rescue their girlfriends? Tune in here.

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig, zombie
Jason Hall as Jay
Audy Mytron as Audy
Layla Baird as woman in van
Clint Yanchula as man on street

Written and directed by Craig Baird and Jason Hall.

Episode 4: Of Katovels and Men

2010-04-30T05:00:00.000-07:00

With epic newcomer Audy, our band of heroes continues their quest to reach the home of Layla and Faith. In this episode, epic weapons make their debut and Audy realizes the folly of joining two men who have little clue of how to survive in a zombie apocalypse.

Will Audy stay with our heroes, or will he hit the road to venture alone like the lone wolf he is? Will Jay and Craig find a weapon better than their shovels?

Tune in here.

Voice Actors

Jason Hall as Jay and Zombies
Craig Baird as Craig and Zombies
Audy Mytron as Audy
Clint Yanchula as The Driver

Written and directed by Craig Baird, Layla Baird and Jay Hall.

Episode 3: These Are Dark Times

2010-04-23T05:00:00.001-07:00

Craig and Jay leave the wreckage of their car, with the thrashing zombie still on the hood, and begin their journey on foot to Layla and Faith's home. Along the way, they debate whether a piano leg is better than a golf club for a weapon, and they come across another survivor in a dark space. Will their journey end with this surviver. Tune in.

You can listen here.

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig, Zombies
Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer, Zombies
Audy Mytron as Audy
Layla Baird, Final Voice

Episode 2: Not Without My Shovel

2010-04-16T05:00:00.000-07:00

Jay and Craig make the perilous journey from their own zombie infiltrated home to their girlfriend's. Along the way, they battle more zombies, meet a few more stressed out survivors and even get a couple of shovels. Will they make it to their destination? Tune in.

You can listen here.

Directed by

Craig Baird

Jay Hall

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig, Zombies

Jason Hall as Jay, Announcer

Layla Baird as Burger Girl

Audy Mytron as Policeman

Clint Yanchula as Tourist

Episode 2 Blooper

2010-04-11T15:56:00.000-07:00

Episode Two: Not Without My Shovel

Release Date: Friday, April 16, 2010

Episode 1: Zombies Don't Wear Plaid

2010-04-08T14:29:00.000-07:00

Craig and Jay learn the stable world they once knew has crumbled into a zombie apocalypse. While they debate the necessary precautions for a zombie outbreak, they receive news their girlfriends may be in trouble. Will they survive another day? Tune in and find out Friday, April 9 2010.

You can listen to it here!

Directed by

Craig Baird

Layla Baird

Voice Actors

Craig Baird as Craig

Jason Hall as Jay

Layla Baird as News Anchor

Audy Mytron as Sports Anchor

Welcome to our Zomcast

2010-04-08T10:00:00.000-07:00

Our weekly podcast follows the adventures of Craig and Jay, two friends who suddenly find themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse without a clue in how to survive. Join them as they battle through scores of the undead to a future that is far from certain.

Each podcast will air every Friday on this blog, YouTube and iTunes. Be sure to tune in for our first episode on Friday, April 9, 2010, join our fan page and send your feedback to cjzomcast@gmail.com